Choose Your Fighter: Life Edition
A series of comparisons of mutually undesirable 'choose your fighter' life scenarios
Overworked wage slave vs. unhappy rebel (they both lose).
Trapped in a codependent intimacy-free relationship or marriage vs. Mr. Nice Guy 45-year-old incel (garden variety psychopath).
Video Game Addict vs. Mind Game Addict
Hot guy vs. hot girl (“do they just like me for my looks?”)